Why do I look crazed and angry in every picture? I'm really not. I'm pretty laid back and serene most of the time. Oh, and here's a funny and true story. I was down in the basement listening to some Native American flute music last night, meditating (and drinking bourbon). I was down there for quite some time getting totally relaxed and at peace with my existence. I had all the lights out except the laptop which was playing the music. All of a sudden my wife storms down the stairs and yells "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE!" The absurdity of the scene made me burst out laughing. Then I went upstairs and poured another glass of Makers and watched a Dark Shadows episode. My favorite show! Anyway, Beard is going strong. I rubbed some bacon grease in it this morning. So I smell like bacon.
My beard is entering Zeus territory. I can feel "The Change" taking place. Pretty sure, at this point, that I'm still mortal though. I think at around 15 weeks I'll be able to jump off a 5 story building and live. This new found strength will, no doubt, be used for the good of mankind.
